Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 3, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Houston where Bozo Kerri Grier robbed a branch of the Texas Commerce Bank. She made a clean getaway but was later stopped for speeding. As the officer was looking at her license and registration, he noticed a bank envelope with a large amount of cash in it lying in the front seat. When he asked the bozo about it, she replied, "It’s mine. I just robbed a bank." Needless to say, she was arrested.

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