Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 7, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Midway, West Virginia where bozo Peggy Sue Rhodes was on home confinement on charges of drug possession. She called her parole officer to ask for permission to go to the doctor, citing a bad case of the flu. One problem, she didn’t get the phone placed back on the hook and the parole officer was still listening on the other end as she and her boyfriend began talking about making a drug buy while she was out. Police got a warrant and went to her house the next day and busted the couple for possession of crack.

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