Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 10, 1998

The Bozo criminal for this morning learned one thing–never stiff a cabbie. From Cape Giradeau, Missouri comes the story of Jimmy Duane Eason who was arrested on two counts of robbery. The first count comes from the bozos alleged robbery of a home. The second count comes from the fact that the bozo called a cab to take him to the house and had the cab wait while he ransacked the house and then used the cab as his getaway car. When the cabbie dropped the bozo and his loot off at his house, the bozo bolted from the cab, leaving the cabbie unpaid. The cabbie called the cops and added his charge of theft of cab fare to the one the cops filed for robbery.

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