Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 11, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today violated bozo rule number 408 — never use a piece of raingear as a weapon. From the International File comes the story of Juan Mendoza of Madrid, Spain. Witnesses say it was raining last Sunday when our bozo burst into a restaurant brandishing what appeared to be a rifle and screaming, "Hands up, this is a holdup." A few moments later a waiter noticed the object the bozo was holding was not a rifle but an umbrella. He and his fellow waiters subdued the bozo and turned him and his umbrella over to the police.

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