Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 12, 1998

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Miller Duncan for providing us with today’s bozo. From Queensland, Australia comes the story of bozo Colin Moore who broke into a residence and stole a car from the garage. When the owner returned home and discovered that the car had been stolen, he thought the thief would be caught rather easily. You see, the car had a leaky transmission. A very leaky transmission. So leaky in fact that the police were able to follow a trail of transmission fluid to the nearest service station, where the clerk told them that someone had purchased some tranmission fluid only a few minutes before. The bozo paid for his purchase with his credit card and the whole transaction had been captured on the station’s security camera. Needless to say the bozo was soon apprehended.

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