Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 13, 1998

Today’s bozo criminal is one of the strangest ever uncovered by the Bozo News Staff. From Edmond, Oklahoma comes a report that police there have issued an arrest warrant for bozo Edward Jefferson for attempting to sell an atomic bomb. Not a real bomb, but a homemade one he had put together with some wire, a few spare computer parts and lots of duct tape. The bozo would travel around to flea markets and swap meets attempting to sell the bomb for one million dollars, cash. He is wanted for terroristic activities.

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