Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 17, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today isn’t a real criminal… but he’s such a bozo that we couldn’t keep from honoring him. From Hannibal, Missouri comes the story of Stan Cassell who decided that his Chevy needed washing. So, what would a bozo in Hannibal, Missouri with a dirty car do? Head down to the Mississippi river and back the dirty car in, of course. When our bozo got out to start cleaning, the current of the mighty Mississippi caused the car to float downstream. Police were able to retreive the car some distance downriver. Authorities decided not to charge our bozo with anything because, as one officer said, "You can’t ticket a guy for being stupid."

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