The Bozo criminals for today come from Poughkeepsie, New York where Timothy Martin and Nicholas Polys, both 24, were stopped by state police. One of the cops noticed a marijuana bong in the car and a subsequent search turned up more paraphenalia and a substance that appeared to be marijuana. Police confiscated the bong and the substance and let the bozos go pending testing of the substance. One of the bozos then asked the cop for a small favor–after the case was over, would the police be so kind as to give back the bong? Bozo went on to explain that it was an heirloom bong that had been passed down among friends for at least 15 years and he’d hate to lose it. His request was denied.