Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 19, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Santa Rosa, California where bozo Fred Simpson was arrested for armed robbery. Our bozo’s problems began when he bozo held up cabbie James Hooper, using what was described as "a large caliber handgun." After getting the cabbie’s money, the bozo was running down the street when said large caliber gun went off, shooting our fleeing bozo in the foot. The bozo was able to limp away, but he left behind a trail of blood which police were able to follow to a nearby trailer park where the bozo was arrested.

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