Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 23, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Raleigh, North Carolina where bozo Michael Gilbert and a couple of accomplices tried to hold up a convenience store. Bozo Michael went in to hold up the store, leaving his friend and his girlfriend waiting in the getaway car. While bozo Michael was inside, bozo friend and girlfriend became romantically involoved, so to speak. They began making out in the car and locked the doors so they wouldn’t be disturbed. Poor bozo Michael was pounding on the door, begging to be let in to the car when the cops arrived.

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