Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 13, 1998

T Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. This bozo violated the first rule of a successful thief. Once you steal something-hang on to it. Our bozo broke into the Yanmoki museum in Ito, Japan last week and stole a 600 year old Chinese platter dating from the Ming Dynasty. As he was making his getaway, a security guard spotted him and ordered him to freeze. The startled bozo then dropped his loot, shattering the platter into a thousand pieces. The value of the platter before the bozo let go of it-$385,000. Maybe as his sentence the bozo could be sent to jail with the platter and a very large tube of Elmer’s glue.

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