Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 15, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Agawam, Massachusetts where bozo Vincent McKenzie allegedly robbed a bakery. A police officer who heard the report on the radio spotted our bozo and took off after him. The ensuing high speed chase took them all the way into the neighboring state of Connecticut where the bozo ditched the car and ran into the lobby of a nearby building that he mistook for a shopping mall. One big problem–it wasn’t a shopping mall–it was an newly constructed state prison.

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