Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 19, 1998

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who pointed out this story in the newspaper. From the Associated Press wire in New York city comes our bozo story for the day. These bozos were clever enough to penetrate the World Trade Center’s tight security, clever enough to grab a $1 million Brink’s payment, but still dumb enough to get caught. You see, after they pulled off their heist, the bozos pulled off their ski masks and walked directly in front of the World Trade Center’s security cameras. Their pictures were soon all over the TV and newspapers. It didn’t take long for dozens of the bozos’ friends and neighbors to recognize them and turn them in to the cops, who found them cruising around in their neighborhood, making no attempt to hide.

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