Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 20, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Columbus, Ohio where police received several complaints about 37 year old Kim Harrah mowing her lawn while topless. Police stopped by and told her she would have to cover herself up, which she did, using band-aids and leaves. Police drove down the street and waited to see what else was going to happen. When the bozo pulled her lawnmower out into the street to turn around, the cops swooped in and arrested her for driving her lawn mower while drunk. The judge fined her $40 and instructed her to hire someone to mow her lawn from now on.

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