Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 26, 1998

The Bozo Criminal for today comes from Little Rock, Arkansas, where bozo Hosie Grant was seated on a bench in the courtroom with several other defendants. Our bozo fell into a sound sleep and was still dozing when his case was called. The public defender was preparing to enter a not guilty plea on his behalf when our bozo was awakened by one of his benchmates. Still being somewhat groggy, the bozo impulsively jumped up and shouted, "Your honor, I plead guilty."

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