Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 27, 1998

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Holyoke, Massachusetts where bozo Antonio Ramirez was arrested on an old charge of driving without a license and was granted one phone call. Now, who would a bozo call? His lawyer? Nope. A bozo would call his best friend and, within earshot of the whole police department, tell him where to find a stash of crack cocaine he had hidden in an alley. Police were in the alley to greet the man’s friend and recover the stash.

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