Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 28, 1998

The Bozo Criminal for today comes from Green Bay, Wisconsin, where two bozos escaped from the Brown County Jail. The used their prison issue orange jumpsuits and their bedsheets to fashion a rope which they used to climb to freedom. So, why were they caught? Keep in mind they used their prison jumpsuits as part of the escape rope. Police were notified of their whereabouts when several Green Bay residents reported two bozos walking down the street in sub freezing weather wearing nothing but their boxers.

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