Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

1 29, 1998

A first today in the bozo criminal world. We have our first ever bozo story from the divorce court. From Evansville, Illinois comes the story of bozos Karon and Greg West who were not having an amicable divorce. They were in court arguing over, of all things, who owned the cellular phone. As luck would have it, at that moment the cell phone rang and when Greg reached for it, an enraged Karon grabbed the phone from his hand and fled the courtroom. Greg took off in hot pursuit and caught up with Karon just outside. A hair pulling, eye gouging fight ensued with Karon biting Greg on the arm. Police were able to subdue the loving couple and return them to the courtroom, where the judge threatened both of them with contempt and eventually awarded custody of the phone to Karon. Now, they’ll probably get into a fight over who gets this bozo award.

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