Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

12 04, 1997

This morning we have our first confirmed Generation X Bozos. These two may not exactly be criminals but they are certainly bozos. From Ithaca, New York comes the story of two college students who were arrested after getting into a fight in a bar. The reason for the fight? The two bozos were arguing over who had the better looking goatee.

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