Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

11 21, 1997

The Bozo criminal for this morning comes from West Orange, New Jersey where bozo Jamill Hilton robbed a woman at knifepoint, but took a wrong turn on his getaway. He headed down a road on which there was a funeral motorcade for a fallen state trooper. The road was absolutely full of police cars and of course the bozo was not patient enough to let them pass. As any bozo would, he tried to break into the motorcade. In the process, he ended up trading gunshots with several officers. The bozo was arrested, unhurt, when he crashed his car into two police cars.

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