Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

11 24, 1997

The Bozo criminal for today wins our award for having the worst excuse of the month. From the International File in Liege, Belgium comes the story of the bozo who was brought in by police for questioning regarding the robbery of a jewelry store. The bozo told police that there was no way he could have robbed the jewelry store because he was busy breaking into a school at the same time. Police then arrested him for breaking into the school.

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