Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

10 01, 1997

The Bozo Criminal for today comes from Nashville, Tennessee where bozo Ray Talley was sentenced to six months in jail for committing one of the stupidest crimes in Bozo Criminal history. Ray was arrested for placing a 20 foot ladder across some railroad tracks, intending for a train to run over it. Railroad officers saw him place the ladder on the track and were able to remove it before a catastrophe could be created. What really makes Talley a bozo is his reason for placing the ladder on the tracks in the first place. He said he had stolen the 20 foot ladder, but it was too long for him to use. So, he placed it on the track hoping the train would cut it into two ten foot sections. Maybe next time he should steal a saw, too.

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