Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

10 11, 1997

The Bozo criminal for today comes directly from jail. Our bozo this morning, Joseph Baker, is already doing time but he’s still causing trouble. The bozo has filed a suit against the county jail because a bag of tortilla chips he purchased at the jail’s store "did not contain the food and drug administration’s regulation that stipulate that nutrition facts must be contained on the package." The bozo is seeking $100,000 in damages because he "suffered health problems" as a result of improper nutritional information.

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