Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 29, 1997

Bozo criminal for today violated bozo rule #206: Don’t rob a store while your parents are watching. 21 year old bozo David Ash did not see his parents Frankie and Carolyn parked in front of the Speed Mart store in Northport Alaska when he pulled up. The bozo even brushed past his father without looking up as he went into the store. His parents then watched in amazement as the bozo went behind the counter and held up the cashier. He then ran outside, jumped into his truck and sped off. His parents waited for the police to arrive and then identified their son as the robber. The problems for the bozo were just beginning, however. His car broke down during the getaway and he called his parents for help. They called police and told them where they could find the bozo.

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