Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 26, 1997

Bozo criminal for today comes from Boise, Idaho, where Harlan Collinsworth called the police to his house to report a number of things that had been stolen in a break-in. The bozo told police the the thieves had taken a VCR, a bong and a marijuana pipe–but, he pointed out proudly, the thieves had missed a film canister full of marijuana. The cops asked the bozo to show them the canister full of dope and when he did, the police arrested the bozo for drug possession.

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