Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 15, 1997

Bozo criminal for this morning comes from Charlotte, North Carolina where bozo Frank Epstein holds up a 7-11 wearing an Elvis mask. Bozo gets his money, spins around to leave and in so doing, twists the mask around on his face, obscuring his vision. Bozo has up a full head of steam and runs directly into the door frame, knocking himself out. "The King" bozo was just coming to when police arrived.

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