Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 12, 1997

Bozo criminal for today comes from Phoenix, Arizona where bozo Gene Bueley attempted to hold up a bank. The robbery was thwarted by an alert security guard. In the ensuing scuffle, the bozo’s gun went off, wounding the bozo in the thigh. Bozo was convicted of attempted robbery and sent to jail. That’s the criminal part of the story. Now, for the bozo part. While in jail, the bozo decided to sue the bank, saying the bank was neglient for failing to stop him from bringing a gun into the bank in the first place.

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