Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 9, 1997

Bozo criminal fot today comes from Palmdale, California, where bozo Demetrious Jeffries shoplifted a few items from a Wal-Mart and fled the store with a security guard in hot pursuit. Bozo fled into a trailer park where he came upon a woman walking her dog. Thinking he could use the woman as a hostage to help in his getaway, the bozo tried to overpower the woman. Bad idea. Not only did her dog sink his teeth into the bozo’s leg, she conked him over the head with her pooper scooper. Needless to say, the bozo was more than ready to surrender when police arrived.

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