Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 8, 1997

Bozo criminals for this morning are a husband and wife team–from Conroe, Texas come bozos Michael and Lisa Morrison. These bozos held up a convenience store and got away with a small amount of cash. Police had no trouble tracking the bozos down. It seems in their haste to make their getaway, Bozo Lisa left her purse on the counter.

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