Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 7, 1997

Bozo criminal for today comes from Jacksonville, Florida where bozo Alonzo Moore, wearing a ski mask and brandishing a pistol held up a grocery store, taking a couple of employees hostage and demanding that the store manager open the safe. The manager said that he didn’t have the combination to the safe, so the bozo settled instead for taking everyone’s wallet. Bozo then decided that his getaway would be easier if he tied everyone up. So, he laid his gun down on the floor and went about the task of wrapping everyone’s hands and feet with black tape. While the bozo was busy fooling with the tape, the store manager picked up the gun and held it on the bozo while the other employees called police. A violation of Bozo Rule #456: never put down the gun.

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