Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 3, 1997

Bozo criminal for today comes from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where bozo Joseph Gilbert stole a credit card and promptly went down to the local stereo store and charged $2700 worth of equipment. Bozo got his equipment and was out of the store before the clerk realized that he had used a stolen credit card. Police had no problem tracking the bozo down, however. It seems the bozo purchased extended warranties along with the stereo and put his real name and address on the warranty registrations.

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