Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

8 1, 1997

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Yekaterinberg, Russia comes the story of Boris Slodnik, a Russian soldier who held up a liquor store. The bozo got away with a small amount of cash and a fifth of vodka. He was apprehended soon after leaving the scene of the crime. It seems his getaway vehicle was rather easy to spot. He had driven to the liquor store in a military tank he had stolen from the base.

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