Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

6 2, 1997

Bozo criminal for today comes from Fort Smith, Arkansas, where bozo Terry Mills walked into a convenience store to purchase a six pack of beer. After getting his beer, he pulled a gun and demanded that the clerk turn over all the cash in the register. Bozo then fled the scene but was quickly captured by the cops. Why? Remember that six pack he bought… The clerk asked him for his ID, which he gave to the clerk before robbing him. The bozo had left the ID laying on the counter.

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