Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 3, 1997

The Bozo Criminals for this morning come from the International File. From Brussels, Belgium comes a group of Bozo bank robbers who thought they had it all figured out. They rented a bulldozer and used it to crash through the wall of a bank, planning on lifting up the cash machine inside and using the bulldozer to load the ATM onto a trailer, which they did. Only problem, the trailer collapsed under the weight of the cash machine. Also, a bulldozer crashing through the wall of a bank makes a lot of noise and attracts a lot of attention! The Bozo’s were trying to get the ATM off the crushed trailer when police arrived.

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