Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 9, 1997

The Bozo Criminal for today comes from Atlanta, Georgia where 17 year old Bozo Jason Gordon robbed 74 year old Oran McGramery by pulling a 38 caliber pistol on him and demanding his wallet while Oran was working in his yard. The next day the Bozo got the bright idea to rob the same man again since it had worked so well the day before. This time, however, McGramery was in no mood for it. When the Bozo approached and asked for his wallet, McGramery reached for his weed whacker and turned it on the teenager. The Bozo tripped and was repeatedly whacked on his behind. Police arrived to rescue the Bozo and charge him with robbery.

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