Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 11, 1997

The Bozo Criminals for today come from the International File. From Grantham, England come Linda and Peter Garnett. These two Bozos decided to print up a bogus check on their new computer. A really big check-$16.6 million dollars–made out to them. Tellers at their bank became suspicious when the Bozos came in to deposit the $16.6 million dollar check and tried to cash their welfare check at the same time.

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