Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 14, 1997

The Bozo Criminals for today come from the International File. From London, England comes the story of the Bozo gang who thought they had a foolproof plan to rob an armored car. Foolproof, perhaps, but not Bozoproof! One of the Bozos dressed up as a woman and was walking up to the armored car while pushing a stroller. His disguise was so good that some nearby construction workers started hooting and whistling at him. The Bozo got so mad he grabbed the shotgun hidden in the stroller and began to threaten the workers with it. The security guards saw what was going on and fled the scene in the armored car.

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