Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 15, 1997

The Bozo Criminal for this morning comes from Miami, Florida, where Bozo Robert Warner stole a $3200 dollar watch from an exhibitor’s booth at an antique show. He must have only been looking at the watch and not the person he snatched it from, because the very next day the Bozo walked into a jewelry store in Miami to try and sell the watch and there stood the antique watch’s former owner! The Bozo ignored her and walked right up to the jeweler. The woman screamed that he was the thief that stole her watch and with the help of other customers she was able to hold the Bozo at bay while the jeweler called the cops.

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