Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 15, 1997

The Bozo Criminal for today comes from Victoria, Texas where Bozo Janet Stewart had a flat tire. Not knowing how to change it herself, she called 911 from her cell phone and the police stopped by to help her fix it. When the officers opened the trunk to look for the jack, they instead found 118 pounds of marijuana. The Bozo said she thought the police would bring their own jack and wouldn’t have to look in the trunk.

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