Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 17, 1997

The Bozo Criminal for today was upset because his neighbor had not been keeping his lawn mowed… So the Bozo decided to literally take the law into his own hands to try to solve the situation. Bozo Michael Repp rented a police officer’s uniform and paid his neighbor a visit, claiming to be a law enforcement officer and demanding that the neighbor mow his lawn. Two problems with this plan: 1. Even wearing a police uniform, your neighbor is probably going to recognize you. 2. Impersonating a police officer is a serious offense. The Bozo now faces a year in jail and a $1000 fine.

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