Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 22, 1997

The Bozo Criminal for today comes from Brooklyn, NY where Bozo Jose Delgado had been robbing stores in the area by throwing a rock through the window and then reaching in, grabbing whatever he could and running away. One particular jewelry store had installed unbreakable plexiglass in their front window and when the Bozo threw a rock at it, it simply bounced off. Not to be discouraged, our Bozo searched around until he found a large cinder block which he threw at the window with all his might. The cinder block rebounded off the plexiglass, hitting the Bozo in the head and knocking him out cold. He was just coming to as police arrived.

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