Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 24, 1997

The Bozo Criminal for today comes from the International File. From Bosnia- Herzegovina comes the story of bus driver who was on his way to deliver 20 patients to a mental hospital when he decided to stop for a few drinks. And a few more drinks… And a few more drinks… When he returned to his bus, he was shocked to find that his patients had escaped. Desperate for a solution and wanting to keep his job, the bozo did some quick thinking. He pulled up to a bus stop and told people he was giving free rides. He then delivered the unsuspecting passengers to the mental hospital and told the guards to keep an eye on them as they were easily excitable. It took officials at the hospital three days to realize their newest inmates were not crazy. The 20 mental patients are still at large. The Bozo, however, is behind bars.

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