Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

2 3, 1997

The Bozo Criminal for this morning comes from Syracuse, New York. This Bozo had the potential to be a good businessman if only he hadn’t been so stupid. Jacob Martin was apprehended when the police saw him driving by neighborhood businesses and smashing glass windows and doors with a slingshot. His excuse–his glass repair company wasn’t doing so well and this was his way of drumming up business.

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