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But At Least He Won’t Be Charged With Speeding

Bozo criminal for today comes from Greenville, South Carolina, where 86-year-old bozo George Wilson walked into a bank wearing white gloves and a ski mask. He pointed a gun at the teller and demanded cash. He got his money and made his getaway. Well, sort of. Keep in mind his age. He got into his getaway vehicle but, according to cops, he drove too cautiously to make a quick getaway. He was pulled over less than one mile from the bank.

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  • Kingsnake says:

    Being from Phoenix — i.e. right next to Sun City — I’m surprised that did not happen here.

    January 17, 2020 at 2:24 pm

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