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And You Can Stuff That Ticket!

Our post Thanksgiving Bozo Report for today features a turkey that at least one man is glad escaped the dinner table over the holiday. Our unidentified bozo was pulled over for speeding by the cops in Livermore, California. The officer was preparing to issue the man a ticket when a wild turkey approached. The aggressive bird kept pecking at the cop finally causing the officer to think better of writing the ticket, letting our bozo go with just a warning.

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  • Kingsnake says:

    Surprised it wasn’t a goose: Those things are way aggressive. I’ve seen ‘em chase cars …

    December 5, 2019 at 7:00 pm
  • John says:

    I guess that ticket got gobbled up.

    December 5, 2019 at 8:46 pm

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