That Must Have Been One Tasty Burrito!

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Preston V. McMurry III for sending in today’s report from Phoenix, Arizona. Police received a report of a rather strange robbery. It seems our victim was walking down the street enjoying a delicious burrito when our bozo approached him and demanded that he turn it over. Realizing that it wasn’t worth fighting over, he gave it to him and called 911. Expert detective work by the cops enabled them to track our bozo down and arrest him, after finding him to still be in possession of a “burrito wrapper.” Busted! The ex-con has been charged with “theft of a burrito valued at less than $1000.”

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  1. Randall November 27, 2019

    Is there a burrito worth over $1000
    Perhaps because it was partially eaten……

    1. Kingsnake November 27, 2019

      That was my question too! A $1000 burrito would be worth fighting over …

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