Our bozo for today comes from the International File in Peel, Ontario, Canada, where the 911 operator received a rather unusual call. A young woman called from a taxi to inform the operator that she was running late for a train she was supposed to catch. Furthermore, she wasn’t satisfied with how fast the cab was going, so she dialed 911 to see if they offered emergency ride services. Um…the answer is no. Our bozo then apologized and hung up. No word on whether she caught that train.