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We’ve Heard of Sharing a Drink, But…

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Peoria, Illinois. The cops received a report that a car had driven off the road and into a field and the driver might be intoxicated. When the officer arrived our bozo refused medical treatment four times and, according to the officer, smelled of alcohol and seemed to be intoxicated. When he asked our bozo to step out of the car he began babbling incoherently and when the officer attempted to place handcuffs on him, he began to cry. After failing a field sobriety test, he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He told the cop that his breath smelled like alcohol because he had been “making out with his girlfriend” and she had been drinking. Sorry, cross-contamination doesn’t apply here. He’s busted, charged with DUI and two traffic violations.

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  • Michael Sheffield says:

    Her kisses were absolutely intoxicating.

    November 22, 2019 at 2:16 pm

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