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Hot Wheels!

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Orange County, Florida. Let’s consider this scenario. You’re a bozo looking for a car to steal. Where do you go? Maybe a Walmart parking lot? Nope. Perhaps someone’s driveway? Nah. The Orange County Sheriff’s Office parking lot? Hey, sounds like a plan. Apparently that’s what happened. Our bozo hot wired a sergeant’s truck and got it out on the highway before being apprehended. She’s under arrest, charged with grand theft.

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