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You Think He Was Speeding Then, Wait Until His Wife Finds Out What’s Going On

Bozo criminal for today comes from Tarpon Springs, Florida, where bozo Earl Parker was pulled over by the cops for doing 90 in a 55 MPH zone. When questioned by the officer he came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Month. He told the cop he was speeding because he “needed to get home in a hurry because he was cheating on his wife.” Well, OK then. When he was searched post-arrest, a baggie of crack cocaine was found in his shirt pocket. You can add felony drug possession charges to that speeding ticket. Busted!

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  • Kingsnake says:

    35 over is not just a ticket, but an actual criminal offense (misdemeanor) equivalent to reckless driving in Florida. Probably true in most states; I know it is in Arizona.

    November 14, 2019 at 2:40 pm

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